The Trixie Update

As a general rule, Trixie smells nice — it’s that wonderful “baby” smell that women are always swooning over. I smell her all the time. I’ll snort invisible lines across her stomach to get as much smell in as possible. The back of her neck at the hairline also smells good; especially because her hair is so downy that it tickles the nose. However, on the opposite side, on the front of her neck, it smells like something crawled up under her chin and died. This is not an exaggeration, but rather the result of all the milk that dribbles down her chin and sours, creating a sticky little home for all sorts of pungent microorganisms. I’m really not kidding — it’s so rotten it can make you gag. We’ve now instituted a “Catch the Drips” program that is yielding good results so far. That and washing the film away every once and a while.